Voice-Activated Radio

I just got my new Lexus RX300, and returned
to the dealer the next day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how
the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice
activated.

"Watch this!" He said, "Nelson!

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" He continued....and
On The Road Again came from the speakers.

I drove away happy, and for the next
few days, every time I'd say,” Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical
music, and if I said, "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome
songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and
nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them.

"A$$H0LE$!" I yelled ...

The French National Anthem began to
play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on
guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax ...

I Love this car!