The new employee doesn�t show up for work on Monday, his first day, calling in sick instead.
He comes in the next day and works the rest of the week. But on the following Monday, he calls in again. "I�m sick," he says. After working the rest of the week, he calls in the next Monday, repeating, "I�m sick."
"What gives?" asks his exasperated boss. "You planning to call in sick every Monday?"
"No, sir," the new employee says. "My sister is in a bad marriage, and every Monday morning before work, I go over to console her. One thing leads to another, and we end up making love all day long." "With your sister?" says the boss. "That�s disgusting!" "The man replies, "I told you I�m sick."
