The Honeymoon

At 83 years of age, Homer married Bambi, a lovely 22-year-old.

Since her new husband is so old, Bambi decides that after their wedding she and Homer should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Bambi prepares herself for bed and shortly after hears the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Homer, her 85-year-old groom, ready for action.

They unite as one. All goes well, Homer takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Bambi hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Homer. Again he is ready for more "action".

Somewhat surprised, Bambi consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Homer kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but -- aha you guessed it -- Homer is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other.

But as Homer gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Homer."

Homer, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Bambi and says, "You mean I was here already?"