A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches. "Can I help you, sir?"
"Yessss!" the drunk says upon seeing the cop's badge glisten in the streetlights. "Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr!" the man replies.
The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wazzzz on the end of thisshh key," the man says, holding up his key ring.
"About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's privates hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
"Oh my god! " the drunk screams after he looks down at his fly. "My girlfriend's gone, too!"
