Dishonorable Discharge

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street
when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three
times in the stomach.

Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave
the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave
birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine
for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in
tears.

"What's wrong?" asked the mother.

"I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the
daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained
what happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the
room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet
came out."

Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what
happened 16 years ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay"
said the Mom, "I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle
and a bullet came out"

"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."