Comfortable Sandals?

A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the
marketplace, looking at the wide assortment of goods, when they passed a
small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper, with a Jamaican
accent say, "Come in. Come in to my humble shop!" So, the couple walked in.
The shopkeeper said, "I have some special sandals I think you would be
interested in. They make you wild at sex."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals upon hearing the
claims, but her husband felt he really didn't need them. The husband asked
the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Jamaican
replied, "Just try dem on, mon."

Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and
tried them on. As soon as he slipped them on to his feet, he got this wild
look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over a
table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm
hold of he Jamaican's hips. The Jamaican then began screaming, "You got dem
on dee wrong feet, mon, you got dem on the dee wrong feet!"