The Ladder to Success

A piss-drunk man is walking down the road one foggy night,
heading home from the bar, when he sees a ladder standing in the
middle of the road. The ladder extends up into the clouds where
he can't see. He decides to climb the ladder, just to see what is
holding it up.

As he climbs through the first layer of clouds, he comes across
an angel, the most beautiful thing he has ever seen. She says to
him,

"We can have the best sex you've ever had, or you can continue up
this ladder to success."

The man looks up the ladder, but it continues up into the clouds
where he can't see. He decides that with success, he could become
rich and famous, and could have as many women as he wants, so he
keeps climbing up the ladder.

Soon, he comes across another angel, even more beautiful than the
last. Once again, this angel says,

"We can have the best sex you ever had, or you can continue up to
success."

The man thinks to himself, "Well, I could have sex, but with
success I would have more money and fame." And so he decides to
continue up the ladder to success.

The man climbs, and climbs, and climbs. Finally, he comes across
the fattest, hairiest, ugliest, smelliest, man he has ever seen.

He says to this man, "Who are you?"

and the man replies,

"Hi, I'm Cess."