Thursday, May 11, 2006

The Blonde and the Cell Phone

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie,
something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided
to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained to
her all of its features. Susie was excited to receive the gift and
simply adored her new phone. The next day Susie went shopping. Her
phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the
other end.

"Hi Susie," he said, "how do you like your new phone?"

Susie replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is
clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand
though..."

"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.

"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"