Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Help! 911!

A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls 911.

"My friend is dead! What can I do?" he says.

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says,

"Just take it easy. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There's silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"