Monday, March 20, 2006

Living Will Disclaimer

A Living Will Is Important To Relationships, but be careful how you dictate
it:

My wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her,
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on
some machine and fluids from a bottle.

If that ever happens, just pull the plug." My wife got up, unplugged the TV,
went to the refrigerator and threw out all of my beer.