It's Gonna Start...

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite
chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick,
bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another
beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a
beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer,
it's gonna start any second."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You
waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say
hello to me and then expect me to run around like your
slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and
wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed. "Oh damn, it's started."