Brokeback Mountain Weekly Shopping List

Week One
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey

Week Two
Beans
Ham
Coffee
Whiskey

Week Three
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey
K-Y

Week Four
Beans
Pancetta
Coffee (espresso grind)
Whiskey
2 tubes K-Y

Week Five
Fresh Fava beans
Jasmine rice
Prosciutto, approx. 8 oz., thinly sliced Medallions of veal Porcini
mushrooms
1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
5-6 bottle good Chardonnay, 1 large bottle Astro-glide

Week Six
Yukon Gold potatoes
Heavy whipping cream
Asparagus (very thin)
Eggs
Lemons
Gruyere cheese (well aged)
Walnuts
Arugula
Butter
Olive oil
Balsamic vinegar
6 yards white silk organdy
6 yards pale ivory taffeta
Case of Chardonnay
Large tin Crisco