There were these three guys standing on the high cliffs of a lonely beach, holding a rope that went down into the surf while an injured man, tied to the end, was frantically trying to climb up the rope.
A Priest walks along, looks over and says, "God bless you children, that's Christianity at work. May the Lord bless you." and then kept on walking.
One guy looks at the others and says, "Who the heck was that?"
"Oh," said one of the other guys, "that's Father Johnston. He knows all there is about the bible."
The first guy looked around and quickly says, "Well he doesn't know jack about shark fishing."