If You Had What I Had...

Kathy entered the upscale shoe store and had the clerk bring her 5 pairs of the fanciest, most expensive dress shoes they had, plus one pair of expensive running shoes.

As the clerk helped her try them on to make sure they fit, she decided that she would wear the running shoes and carry the rest.

The clerk, curious, asked "You are buying the most gorgeous shoes we have to offer, and you want to wear the running shoes?"

She replied, "Well if you had what I had you'd wear them, too."

Leaning over, the sympathetic clerk asks, "Bunions?"

"Lousy credit" she replied, and off she ran with the shoes.