A Couple of Bills

One day, a one dollar bill and a hundred dollar bill got folded together and
began talking about their life experiences.

The hundred dollar bill began to brag:

"I've had a great life," he said. "I've been to all the big hotels, Donald
Trump himself used me at his casino, I've been in the wallets of Fortune 500
board members, I've flown from one end of the country to the other! I've
even been in the wallet of two Presidents of the United States, and once
when Princess Diana visited the US, she used me to buy a packet of gum."

In awe, the dollar humbly responded, "Gee, nothing like that has ever
happened to me, ...but I have been to church a lot!"