Lost

A man approached a very beautiful young woman in Wal-Mart. "Excuse me," he said, "I've lost my wife somehow. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the fellow, said, "Certainly, Sir, do you know where your wife might be?"

"I have no idea... but every time I talk to a woman with a chest like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."