A Guy Walks Into a Doctor's Office...

A guy walks into a doctor’s office and says, "Doc, I can't stop
singing the ‘Green, Green Grass of Home’."

"Sounds like you have Tom Jones syndrome."

"Is it common?"

"It's not unusual."



A guy walks into a doctor’s office with a lettuce leaf sticking
out of his rear.

Doctor says, "Hmmmm, that's strange."

The guy replies, "That's just the tip of the iceberg."



A guy walks into a doctor’s office with a strawberry growing out
of his head.

Doc says, "I'll give you some cream to put on it."