Don't choke 'round these fellers

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey they talk
about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who
is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes
apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman
shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" he asks. The woman begins to turn
blue and shakes her head no.

The other hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her
dress, yanks down her panties and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick
with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and
the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the
hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, " Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver',
but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"