Adam and Eve

There is a statue of Adam and Eve that has been there for hundreds and hundreds of years. One day God comes down and says, "You both have done such a wonderful job all these years that I am going to give you just one hour to be alive and do whatever you want." Adam and Eve come to life and head straight to the nearest bush. They come back an hour later sweaty and tired and turn back into statues.

God comes to them again and says, "I think you both deserve another hour for using your time so wisely" and he makes them alive once again. As they are heading for the same bush, Eve says to Adam, "This time YOU hold the pigeon and I’LL crap on it."