Three men are having a round of golf and discussing their sons' careers. The first man begins to brag that his son is a wealthy CEO and once bought his girlfriend a brand new Ferrari. The second man boasts that his son is also a wealthy CEO and he recently bought a lavish vacation home in the Hamptons for him and his girlfriend.
The third man then admits, ashamedly, that his son is a male stripper at a gay bar. As the other two began to snicker, the third man finishes, "But he's doing well for himself. He only dates wealthy CEO's, like one that bought him a Ferrari, and another who bought him a home in the Hamptons!"
