Chinese Newlyweds

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On the wedding night,
she gets naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in
next to her and tries to be reassuring "My darring" he says, "I know
dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you
anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want..
Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes
will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits
patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly
and unsure. "I want to try somethin I have heard about ...numbaa 69".

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled
tone he queries..."You want...chicken wit broccori?"