Blonde Air Lines

Blonde Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at an airport
they had never been to before.

The blonde pilot looked out the windshield and suddenly exclaimed to the
copilot, "Holy cow! Look how short the runway is! I've never seen one
that short!"

The blonde copilot looked out the windshield. "Wow! You're right! That's
incredible! Are you sure we can make it?"

"Well we better, were almost out of fuel."

So the captain got on the intercom and notified the passengers to put
their heads between their knees and prepare for an emergency landing.
Then he set the flaps to full down and slowed the plane to just over
stall speed. The big jumbo jet came screaming in, on the ragged edge of
control. The pilot's hands were sweating, the copilot was praying. They
touched down and came screeching to a halt JUST before the edge of the
runway, the tires smoking.

"WHEW! That was CLOSE!" yelled the blonde captain. "That runway was
SHORT!"

"Yeah!" said the blonde copilot," and WIDE too!"