The Trucker and the Chicken Ranch

A trucker is driving through Nevada and decides to stop at the Chicken Ranch. He goes into the office and walks up to the madam and gives her $500 and says, "I want the bitchiest whore you have and a bologna sandwich on stale bread."

The madam says, "For $500 you can have Mary over there, the sweetest girl in the place, and I'll cook you the best steak dinner you’ve ever had."

"Thanks but no," says the truck driver. "I'm homesick, not horny."