Know your state motto

Alabama : Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska : 11,623,097 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona : But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California : By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado : If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut : Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware : We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida : Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia : We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii : Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho : More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois : Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana : 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa : We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas : First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky : Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland : If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts : Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan : First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota : 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi : Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri : Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana : Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
Nebraska : Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada : Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire : Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey : You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
New Mexico : Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York : You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To
An Attorney...
North Carolina : Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota : We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma : Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon : Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania : Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina : Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota : Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee : The Educashun State
Texas : Sm, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah : Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont : Yep
Virginia : Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington : Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington , D.C. : Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia : One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin : Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming : Where Men Are Men...And The Sheep Are Scared