The Voice

A 60-year-old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a
booming voice from above

"You will live to be 100!"

She looked around and didn't see anyone. Again she heard

"You will live to be 100!"

Boy, she thought to herself, that was the voice of God. I've got
40 more years to live!

So she took out a loan and off she went to the plastic surgeon.
She got everything fixed from head to toe.

When she left the plastic surgeon's office, she got hit by a bus,
died, and went up to heaven.

She said to God, "You told me I would live to be 100. I was
supposed to have had 40 more years. So how come you let the bus
kill me?"

God said: "I didn't recognize you."