Wednesday, April 19, 2006

My Wife Left Me...

I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had
to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a
big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I
noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I
looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup. I said,


"Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"


She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back!