How Old Do I Look To You?

A man decided to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at McDonalds for lunch.

Before leaving he says, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the man says happily.

While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question. She replies,

"I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age.

If I put my hand down your pants and play with your willie a few minutes I'll be able to tell your exact age."

As there was no one else around the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants.

A few minutes later the old lady says,

"OK, I'm done. You are 47 years old."

Stunned the man says,

"That was brilliant! How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was standing behind you in McDonalds."