Nordakota

Ole is a farmer in Minnesota. He is in need of a new milk cow and hears
about one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be North Dakota for you
non Scandhoovians out there).

He drives to the Nordakota farm and looks over the cow. Ole
reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and
pulls.. the cow farts.

Ole is very surprised. He looks at the farmer who is selling the
cow, then reaches under the cow to try again. He grabs another teat,
pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out however, so after
some discussion with the cow's owner, Ole decides to buy the cow and
take her home.

When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor, Sven,
and says, "Hey, Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust bought.
Pull her teat, and see vat happens"

Sven reaches under, pulls the teat and the cow farts. Sven looks
at Ole and says, "You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, didn't yah?"

Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip.
Ole replies, "Yah dats right. but, how did you know?

Sven says, "My wife is from Nordakota."