Take Dr. Phil's Advice...

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil Show, I have finally found inner peace.

He said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So, I looked around my house to see things I started and had not finished. Before leaving the house this morning, I finished off the bottles of Merlot, Chardonnay, Bailey's and Kahlua, a package of Oreos, a pot of coffee, the rest of the cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Godiva Chocolates.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FREAKING GOOD I FEEL!