More Insipid Observations

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right.

How come when you open a can of evaporated milk it's still there?

Why is there only one Monopolies commission?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as
cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is
stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic?

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for
centuries' have a 'use by' date?