Monday, December 05, 2005

Barbie

A father comes out of work a little late, on his way home he remembers it's his daughters birthday and he hadn't bought a gift.

He parks his car in front of a toy store, and asks the sales person.

"How much is the Barbie in the window?" With a condescending voice the sales person replies

Well we have:

"Barbie goes to the Gym" for $19.95,

"Barbie plays Volley Ball" for $19.95,

"Barbie goes shopping" for $19.95,

"Barbie goes to the Beach" for $19.95,

"Barbie goes dancing" for $19.95,


"Divorced Barbie" for $265.95,...

The surprised man, questions:

"Ah! Why does the divorced Barbie cost $265.95 when the rest are only $19.95?"

The sales person while taking a deep breath responds:

"Sir...The divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's computer, and one of Ken's friend.