Relevant Skills

A dad walks into a market with his young son. The boy is holding a
quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts
panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue
business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her
newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion,
she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds her
newspaper and places it on the counter. Then she gets up from her seat
and makes her way, unhurriedly, across the market.

Reaching the boy, the woman pulls the boy's pants down, carefully takes
hold of his testicles, and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then
ever more firmly!

After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the
quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing
the boy,

The woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in
the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill
effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her
profusely, saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that
before. It was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," she says, "Divorce attorney."