Old & Feeble

Three old ladies, named Nellie, Patsy and Lucille, were sitting on a park bench having a nice conversation, when a flasher approached from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.

Nellie immediately had a stroke.

Then Patsy also had a stroke.

But Lucille, being older and feebler, couldn't reach that far.