Marriage Insights

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
-Rodney Dangerfield.


"Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet."
-Robin Williams.

"A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people
remembering the same thing."
-Duane Dewel.


"When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one
that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad."
-Helen Rowland


"I have never really understood this liking for war. It panders to
instincts already well catered for in any respectable domestic establishment."
-Alan Bennett


"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat
in Europe."
-Jackie Mason


"Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the
hope of pulling out an eel."
-Leonardo Di Vinci.


"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like
and give her a house."
-Lewis Grizzard.


"I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to
whom it may concern."
-Mickey Rooney.


"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
-Rodney Dangerfield.


"The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money."
-Johnny Carson