Letter Dear Abby Admitted She Was at a Loss to Answer

Dear Abby,

A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged
gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These
two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or
leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

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Dear Abby,

What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence On
my VCR?

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Dear Abby,

I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the
baby I'm carrying is his.

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Dear Abby,

I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill
for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy
friend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to
discuss money with him.

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Dear Abby,

I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when
confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would
never happen again.

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Dear Abby,

Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in
a good Christian home turn against his own?

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Dear Abby,

I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

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Dear Abby,

My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour
every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

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Dear Abby,

I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until
one night he came home sober.

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Dear Abby,

My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through
mental pause.

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Dear Abby,

You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send
him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a
doctor. Now what do I do?