Monday, September 19, 2005

At Bookstores Now - "Golf My Way"

I have just finished my new book on golf that I believe gives the reader
valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through 40
years of experience. The cost is only $29.95. Cash only
please............. The following is the chapter listing to give you an
overview. Don't wait until they're all gone!!

Table of Contents:

Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from
the Tee

Chapter 3 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger

Chapter 4 - Seven Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9am

Chapter 5 - How to Rationalize an Eight-Hour Round

Chapter 6 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water

Chapter 7 - When to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome

Chapter 8 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee

Chapter 9 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

Chapter 10 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever.



Chapter 11 - Rational Reasons To Explain Why You Coughed When Your Opponent Teed Off

Chapter 12 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer From The Cart Girl
and Give Her a $3 Tip, but will balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff
the Bartender