Friday, August 05, 2005

Next !

These three married couples died and when they got to the pearly
gates. St.Peter told the first husband, "I can't let you in. You
let alcohol run your life. You even married a girl named Sherry."
Dejected, he turned and walked away.

The next married couple stepped up, and St.Peter told the
husband, "Can't let you in sir. While you were on earth, you
allowed money to run your life. You even married a girl named
Penny." The guy hung his head, turned and walked away.

The husband of the third couple waiting in line, overheard both
conversations and said, "Come on, Fanny, he's not going to let us
in either."