Who's Fooling Around with Who?

She: I think my husband may be fooling around on me.

He: Really? I think my wife may be too!

She: Well, who cares? C'mere, Lover!

(Just as they are about to get busy, the phone rings.)

She: Hello. Yeah, that's fine. Bye.

He: Who was that?

She: It was my husband. He claimed he was at your house and wanted to stay a while and play cards! Let's get to it, Lover!

(The phone rings again.)

She: Hello. Oh, I think it will be a while. Bye.

He: And who was THAT?

She: It was your wife! She wanted to know about how long you and my
husband would be here playing cards!