A man goes to the Chicago Bear ticket office and inquires about
purchasing play-off tickets. The ticket teller replies that there
weren't any tickets for sale because the Bears did not make it to the
play-offs.
The following day the same man goes to the Chicago Bear ticket office
and inquires about purchasing Bear play-off tickets. The ticket teller
politely replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the
Bears did not make it to the play-offs.
This goes on for an entire week. The man goes to the Bear ticket office
inquiring about play-off tickets and the teller says none are for sale
because the Bears did not make it to the play-offs.
Another week of this goes by and the man still is asking the ticket
teller about Bear play-off tickets. Finally the ticket teller in a loud
voice says, I'VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS THERE WERE NOT ANY
TICKETS AVAILABLE BECAUSE THE THE BEARS DID NOT MAKE THE PLAY-OFFS.
The man replied, 'I know. I drive all the way from Green Bay just to
hear you say that !'
purchasing play-off tickets. The ticket teller replies that there
weren't any tickets for sale because the Bears did not make it to the
play-offs.
The following day the same man goes to the Chicago Bear ticket office
and inquires about purchasing Bear play-off tickets. The ticket teller
politely replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the
Bears did not make it to the play-offs.
This goes on for an entire week. The man goes to the Bear ticket office
inquiring about play-off tickets and the teller says none are for sale
because the Bears did not make it to the play-offs.
Another week of this goes by and the man still is asking the ticket
teller about Bear play-off tickets. Finally the ticket teller in a loud
voice says, I'VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS THERE WERE NOT ANY
TICKETS AVAILABLE BECAUSE THE THE BEARS DID NOT MAKE THE PLAY-OFFS.
The man replied, 'I know. I drive all the way from Green Bay just to
hear you say that !'
