The Hillbilly and the Chainsaw

A hillbilly went into the hardware store to buy a chain saw.

He said, "I want one that will cut down at least 10 trees a day." So the clerk sold him one and off he went.

He was back at the hardware store with the saw a couple days later complaining that the saw only cut one tree and that took all day. The clerk started the saw to see what the problem was.

The hillbilly jumped back and said "What the hell is that noise?"