Health Concerns

An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical
examinations on the same day so they could travel together. After
the examination, the doctor then said to the elderly man:

"You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical
concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"

"In fact, I do", said the man. "After I have sex with my wife for
the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty. But then, after I
have sex with my wife the second time, I am usually cold and
chilly."

"This is very interesting", replied the doctor. "Let me do some
research and get back to you."

After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said:

"Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns
that you would like to discuss with me?"

The lady replied that she had no questions nor concerns.

The doctor then asked: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He
claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the
first time with you and then cold and chilly after the second
time. Do you know why?"

"Oh that old coot!" she replied. "That's because the first time
is usually in July and the second time is usually in December!"