Oy Vay!

The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won Ton spelled backward is Not Now.


There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until it graduates from medical school.



Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink?
A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.



Q: Have you seen the newest Jewish-American-Princess horror movie?
A: It's called "Debbie Does Dishes."



Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence.