Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again!
Do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "No, SIR!"
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Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?
A: He'll tell you.
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Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?
A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.
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Q: What's the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?
A: A jet engine stops whining when the it shuts down.
