Virus Alert!

There is a new virus. The code name is WORK.

If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from
anyone else, do not touch it under any circumstances.

This virus wipes out your private life completely.

If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take five friends
and go straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks immediately and after
three rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely deleted from your
system.

Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends.

Should you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are already
infected by this virus and WORK already controls your life.

If this is the case, go to the bar and stay until you make at least five
friends.

I think I have five friends, but am not entirely positive so I'm headed for
the bar anyway...it never hurts to be safe.

THANK GOODNESS I GOT THIS IN TIME!