Best Country Songs Ever

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well

I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And...

I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few