1967 vs. 2007

1967: Long Hair
2007: Longing for hair

1967: The perfect high.
2007: The perfect high yield mutual fund.

1967: Keg.
2007: EKG.

1967: Acid Rock.
2007: Acid Reflux.

1967: Moving to California because it's cool.
2007: Moving to California because it's warm.

1967: Growing pot.
2007: Growing pot belly.

1967: Douglas Street bridge.
2007: Dental bridge.

1967: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.

1967: Seeds and stems.
2007: Roughage.

1967: Popping pills, smoking joints.
2007: Popping joints.

1967: Our president's struggle with Fidel.
2007: Our president's struggle with reality.

1967: Paar.
2007: AARP.

1967: Being caught with Hustler magazine.
2007: Being caught with Hustler magazine.

1967: Killer weed.
2007: Weed killer.

1967: Hoping for a BMW.
2007: Hoping for a BM.

1967: The Grateful Dead.
2007: Dr. Kevorkian.

1967: Getting out to a new, hip joint.
2007: Getting a new hip joint.

1967: Rolling Stones.
2007: Kidney stones.

1967: Being called into the principal's office.
2007: Calling the principal's office.

1967: Screw the system!
2007: Upgrade the system.

1967: Peace sign.
2007: Mercedes logo.

1967: Parents begging you to get your hair cut.
2007: Children begging you to get their heads shaved.

1967: Take acid.
2007: Take antacid.

1967: Passing the driver's test.
2007: Passing the vision test.

1967: "Whatever"
2007: "Depends"