How does your garden GROW?

One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the
drawer.

"What the hell?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when
he shook them out.

"Honey," he yelled into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum
powder in my underwear?"

She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."