Help Me!

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had
open heart bypass
surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find
himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions
regarding how he was
going to pay for his treatment.

She asked if he had health insurance. He
replied, in a raspy
voice,"No health insurance."

The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He
replied, "No money in
the bank."

The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who
could help you?"

He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is
a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly,
"Nuns are not spinsters!

Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied, "Send the bill to my
brother-in-law."