Friday, June 13, 2008

Honeymoon / Tenth Anniversary

Honeymoon - You take my breath away.
10th Anniversary - I feel like I'm suffocating.

Honeymoon - She loves the way I take control of a situation.
10th Anniversary - She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac.

Honeymoon - Ricky & Lucy.
10th Anniversary - Fred & Ethel.


Honeymoon - Saturday Night Live.
10th Anniversary - Monday Night Football.

Honeymoon - He makes me feel like a million dollars.
10th Anniversary - If I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done....

Honeymoon - Is that all you are eating?
10th Anniversary - Maybe you should just have a salad, honey.

Honeymoon - Wheel of Fortune.
10th Anniversary - Jeopardy.

Honeymoon - It's like living a dream.
10th Anniversary - It's a nightmare.

Honeymoon - Turbocharged.
10th Anniversary - Needs a jump-start.

Honeymoon - We agree on everything!
10th Anniversary - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?

Honeymoon - Idol.
10th Anniversary - Idle.

Honeymoon - He's lost without me.
10th Anniversary - Why can't he ask for directions?

Honeymoon - When together, time stands still.
10th Anniversary - This relationship is going nowhere.

Honeymoon - Oysters.
10th Anniversary - Fishsticks.

Honeymoon - I can hardly believe we found each other.
10th Anniversary - How did I end up with someone like you?