Monday, March 17, 2008

Groveling?

Walking into the bar, O'Leary said to Finnegan the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman."

"Oh yeah?" said Finnegan, "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," O'Leary replied, "She came to me on her hands and knees!"

"Really," said Finnegan, "Well, now, that's a switch! What did she say?"

She said, "Come out from under the bed, ya wee chicken."